You don’t bring me flowers
So in the hubbub of work and all kind of other craziness going on, I kind of forgot about my one-year anniversary here at this blog.
It’s so strange. When I started writing here, I really had no idea what would happen; I just wanted a place to write, express and vent. I had no expectation of community, mostly because I had no clue what or who was out there. Who would want to read my blog, anyway? It’s just about my journey, which. Yawn.
But here it is a year later, and holy shit. Not only have I really, really enjoyed the blogging part of it, but I’ve also really appreciated the one part that I didn’t expect and or necessarily care about to begin with: the community. For those of you who read my blog, I genuinely thank you. If you haven’t commented yet, I hope you do sometime soon, because I have the smartest, funniest, friendliest, amazingest group of readers. (I might be a teense biased.) Some of you make me think and re-examine my position on things. Some of you make me burst out laughing. But all of you help me feel like part of something bigger than I am, which is just … nice.
GROUP HUG.
Okay. It’s hard for me to remain serious for too long, so I’ll share with you some of the best search strings that have led people to my blog in the last year. Some searches are an obvious match made in heaven for this site; others, well. What the hell.
- how do i get a girl to let me feel her boobs? (If you find out, let me know.)
- boobs on the dance floor (There were a LOT of boob-related searches. Hmm.)
- you sir, are a complete boob (What did I ever do to you?)
- butch fashion help (Hopefully they were here to give advice.)
- can my big brother buy me boxer shorts if he wants to? (I don’t see why not?)
- When does Whoa Horsie come out (Oh, you’ll know.)
- another word for blouse (Yes. Please. Use something else.)
- reloading boobs (Awesomest search ever.)
- Dwight Schrute weaknesses (Beets. Bears. Battlestar Galactica.)
- is there a way to turn on hot women (Again. Please pass on any tips.)
- hard slaps from dominating women with strong hands (Which post was that again?)
- why do straight girls flirt with lesbians (One of life’s great mysteries.)
- pretend if incapable idiom (Come on. Now you’re not even trying.)
February 17th, 2010 at 9:12 pm
OM-mother-FG Those search things made me laugh til I had mascara in my eyes! Holy hell. Your parethetical responses were really what did it. Thanks for the laugh, sugar. :)
February 20th, 2010 at 12:04 pm
FFG: The scary thing is, that’s really what goes through my mind.
February 17th, 2010 at 9:13 pm
Congrats! I love your blog, I never know what I’m going to find here, and I always learn a lot. I never did any interesting searches to get here, though, sorry! Happy Birthday!
February 20th, 2010 at 12:04 pm
Space: It’s not too late. You can always do some crazy search to find my blog, whenever your heart desires.
February 17th, 2010 at 9:14 pm
WHAT IN THE WHAT IS WHOA, HORSIES?!?!? I need it.
Some of my search faves, though I’m jealous of all your boob ones:
cowgirls
butch dyke with straight girl photo
ridiculously short skirt
drunk dykes
biggest bangs
kitten collages
erotic spot the difference
XOXO!
February 20th, 2010 at 12:06 pm
FFAF: Kitten collages? Now it’s my turn to be j of your searches.
Whoa, Horsies. I’m telling you, you’ll know it when you see it.
February 17th, 2010 at 10:50 pm
Happy one year anniversary! I for one am very glad you are here :-) XX
February 20th, 2010 at 12:07 pm
Femme: Thanks. You’re a sweetheart.
February 17th, 2010 at 10:55 pm
you DO have the funniest and amazingest friends.
my faves are boobs on the dance floor and the dwight schrute one. because, duh, Packer.
congrats again on the anniv!
p.s. someecards make me pee my pants laughing. <3 them.
February 18th, 2010 at 1:13 am
Happy one year of blogging and here’s to many more (raising beer bottle… well coffee cup actually since it’s early moring here and much as I love beer it’s still a bit too early)
February 20th, 2010 at 12:08 pm
H: Coffee cup or beer bottle, both are accepted here! Thanks, my friend.
February 18th, 2010 at 3:06 am
Happy Anniversary!
Thanks for sharing the searches…they’re pretty darned funny!
February 18th, 2010 at 1:47 pm
Those are some awesome searches! Haha.
And happy anniversary!
February 18th, 2010 at 3:06 pm
ha! this had me LOLing! that’s quite an achievement, I’m quite a mistress of the in-my-head chuckle.
happy first birthday!
February 20th, 2010 at 11:59 am
Alpha: It takes a lot to get me to burst out laughing, but these searches totally did it for me, too.
February 18th, 2010 at 6:40 pm
Happy Blogiversary! Those are the best search strings EVER. I love “is there a way to turn on hot women.”
Answer: send them to “can i help you, sir?”
xo
SF
February 20th, 2010 at 12:02 pm
SF: I have to admit, I’m kind of partial to my blog’s search strings myself. Glad you enjoyed them as much as I did!
And seriously, you leave the nicest comments ever, the end.
February 23rd, 2010 at 6:32 am
OK, now you’ve got me really curious…how does one reload boobs?
February 25th, 2010 at 9:48 pm
Lisa: If I had to guess, I’d say there’s a plastic surgeon involved.
February 26th, 2010 at 6:13 am
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