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I think someone just wanted to see me use the word “lezzy” on my blog. I don’t know if I’ve ever typed that word before today. It’s kind of exciting.

I’m sure several of you have seen the Lezzy Awards going around in the last day or so, either on blogs you read or hey, maybe on your very own blog.

I’m putting this little badge thing up since my blog was nominated in the Best Lesbian Personal category, and it’s a RULE.

This post isn’t to get you to nominate MY blog. It’s to tell you to go nominate any blog you like. There are bunch of categories to fill, like Personal, Humor, Sexy Time, Bad Ass, Homecoming Queen and King, Most Likely to End Up in Prison … stuff like that. Please write me in for For Most Likely to Become an American Gladiator. I missed out on that one in high school, and to get it now would be total redemption. IN YOUR FACE, JODY MARSHALL.

You can nominate blogs once a day until February 22, 2010, at which point the three top blogs will go to Hollywood, where they will perform for Ellen and Simon Cowell.